tekkid a stjornuspanni her: http://www.humor.com/html/j_a/horoscopes/11special.html

Your birthday this past year was fabulously disappointing, and the coming year will be no exception. Your parents jaded you in childhood when they rented the elephants for your 10th, and now nothing is good enough. The lesson here is that whenever you feel let down, there is probably a way to blame your parents.